ancientcosmonaut:

scotchtrooper:

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

Story of my life

Oh my god I need this.

This one I saw was sad:

):

ancientcosmonaut:

scotchtrooper:

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

Story of my life

Oh my god I need this.

This one I saw was sad:

):

7. The only difference between your actions being romantic and creepy is how attractive the other person finds you. That’s it, that’s all.

18 Ugly Truths About Modern Dating That You Have To Deal With | Thought Catalog (via briandgregory)

No, no, no. So wrong. And this is super creepy of whoever wrote it and I don’t know what they look like.

  • I once had a very attractive guy from my neighborhood who I’d let know that I was not interested show up to my house in high school and give me flowers and a card that said that when I realized I was into him, he’d be waiting. It was super creepy.
  • Another guy in high school who I was not attracted to at all asked me out by posting a letter on his online journal. I thought it was very sweet albeit somewhat awkward but I declined for various reasons. I did not consider it creepy.

The writer is excusing their responsibility in making a person feel uncomfortable and blaming the person for not being attracted to them and that is not okay.

(via briandgregory)

ilovecharts:

I went to Sprinkles and was given this adorable cupcake schedule.
-anneymarie

Yay!

ilovecharts:

I went to Sprinkles and was given this adorable cupcake schedule.

-anneymarie

Yay!

nevver:

Gorey

My dad had an Edward Gorey alphabet book when we were kids (he probably still has it). I don’t think he ever specifically read it to us but I distinctly remember getting it off the shelf to look carefully through all the pictures multiple times. I wonder what effect this had on little me…

nevver:

Gorey

My dad had an Edward Gorey alphabet book when we were kids (he probably still has it). I don’t think he ever specifically read it to us but I distinctly remember getting it off the shelf to look carefully through all the pictures multiple times. I wonder what effect this had on little me…

(via robdelaney)

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. No one is calling in today so my coworkers are talking in detail about why they think the moon landing was staged.

Mine spent today talking about how Whitney Houston was murdered by an unknown person (for some unknown reason) who forced her to take a bunch of drugs, killed her and then bribed the coroner. This was followed by a discussion of the Illuminati and Free Masons. They evidently rule the whole world and include members such as Beyonce, Obama and Bush. When I questioned how such a group could have Obama and Bush in it, I was condescendingly met with statements about how “politics” work. Any questions I asked about how the whole world could possibly be in on something when countries are constantly fighting were immediately dismissed.

apihtawikosisan:

theuppitynegras:

shaysmitch:

 

tallncurlycomics:

New comic on the blog !

30 years of little girls learning dance moves from music videos

Comic by Tall N Curly

so um these parents realize they make hella music aimed at children and it’s not hard to just have your little girl watch it

This pisses me off. I grew up in the 80s, don’t try to tell me there weren’t some seriously raunchy videos then. Way to engage in selective memory and push that perennial ‘things were more pure way back when’ BS.

Also, someone should add 1981 to the beginning and have a kid dancing in their mom’s “negligee” singing, “MY ANGEL IS THE CENTERFOLD. ANGEL IS THE CENTERFOLD. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA.”

apihtawikosisan:

theuppitynegras:

shaysmitch:

 

tallncurlycomics:

New comic on the blog !

30 years of little girls learning dance moves from music videos

Comic by Tall N Curly

so um these parents realize they make hella music aimed at children and it’s not hard to just have your little girl watch it

This pisses me off. I grew up in the 80s, don’t try to tell me there weren’t some seriously raunchy videos then. Way to engage in selective memory and push that perennial ‘things were more pure way back when’ BS.

My coworker was complaining about how terrible Katy Perry music videos are after she saw her 8-year-old daughter watching one on YouTube. I said that they’re not aimed at little kids and suggested that if she’s okay with the lyrics but not the video, she could have her daughter watch lyrics-only versions of videos. She said something about how her daughter is finding the videos by herself. I asked why she didn’t block YouTube because she seemed really worried/upset about the videos. Another coworker said in a tone conveying total powerlessness mixed with frustration at my utter stupidity that blocking YouTube couldn’t be done because there’s plenty of acceptable stuff on there. Plus, controlling everything your kid watches is keeping them sheltered. Also, if they aren’t watching what everyone else watches, how will they get along with the other kids? The problem is obviously that videos are too dirty, not that people should know what their kids watch. ):<

theclearlydope:

"Tells two officers, ‘just shoot me,’ then gets back into burning van."
- Man who is completely over it.
[via]

- Man who had tried to kill his wife with a gun and then tried to get her to shoot him and then checked himself into hospital and then returned later to punch and choke her and drive his van into the home she was in, setting the house on fire.
Thankfully the kids are okay and the wife wasn&#8217;t burned. But yeah, HILARIOUS, right?
Source.

theclearlydope:

"Tells two officers, ‘just shoot me,’ then gets back into burning van."

- Man who is completely over it.

[via]

- Man who had tried to kill his wife with a gun and then tried to get her to shoot him and then checked himself into hospital and then returned later to punch and choke her and drive his van into the home she was in, setting the house on fire.

Thankfully the kids are okay and the wife wasn’t burned. But yeah, HILARIOUS, right?

Source.

megacycles:

Extra Value

OP is sneaky for not telling us the truth when he knows what store he went to…

JSYK, there’s a McDonald’s at 3725 State Ave, Kansas City, KS 66102.

(via blameaspartame)

Heroes in Bob Ducca’s Hero Imaginorium

gobiasblunke:

Atticus King: Private Detective
Remington Thunderknife
Omaha Nightblade
Langston Devereaux
Hank Marlboro
Channing Merchandise
Dave Navarro
Brick Pudding
Sanjuko Mamajuloko
Driscoll Mayweather
Devin Motorcycle
Ponch Gigabyte
Dashell Permanente
Rodrigo Bloodharvest
Chaz Steadyfist
Victoria Slash
Largemont Van Dyke
Paul Workswellwithothers
Maddox Goodtry
Michelle Potential
Norse Reagan
Logan Helpful
Hugg Niceman
Det. Frank Shark
Havercamp Shatterdome
Deitrich OB/GYN
Darius Rucker
Imelda Cherry
Victor Winning
Delores Price
Lance Corporal Scott Bukake
Steven Truthchurch
Vito Breach
Frank Ocean
Margery Crossfit
Dominic Assange
Nova Prime
Omar Thoroughgood
Magnus Croche III
Gabe Haliburton
Clutch Blackwater
The Honorable Teddy Scarr
Beaumont Harddrive
Arlo Crimejustice
Hammel Loosecannon
Righteous Sebastian 

Amazing.

(via earwolf)